I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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