Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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