i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me