he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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