I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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