Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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