Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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