East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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