well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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