i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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