New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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