Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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