just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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