It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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