Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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