you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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