Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
How external is "for external use only"?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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