no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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