I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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