but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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