Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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