nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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