Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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