Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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