literally had 100 drinks last night.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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