I can tuck mytits in my pants
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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