Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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