just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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