fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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