We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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