Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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