i'm signing you up for texting rehab
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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