why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
