wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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