Its about making memories worth repressing
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
