evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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