How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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