Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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