Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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