I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.