I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
