Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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