New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
And then he peed in my hair
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