Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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