This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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