sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
nutella sex= disaster
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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