Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
