This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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