I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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