Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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