he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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