I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Found your dick twin last night
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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