okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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