He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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