I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I forgot wine drunk hurts
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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