nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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