don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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