My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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